Doing it Right

Pair a t-shirt with a blazer, some skinnies, and heeled booties. Slick back a pony, slap on some jewels, and head for town. Listen coconuts, sometimes to look chic, less is more. 

Model: My (coco) sister

Xoxo Coco

Waiting

Coco doesn't wait in lines. Coco needs coffee now

Reoccurring Disasters: part one of many

Part one should have been the Chinese Slipper from a previous post but like whatever. So...ankle biters. I see them all the time and I just want to yell at people and I purposely stare because I want them to feel as uncomfortable as their pants are making me. Ankle biters, by definition, are longer than capris, wannabe flood pants. They are unnatural and uncomfortable and flaunt your ankles. Even worse, when your ankles aren't catching a cold, they expose your hello kitty, rainbow socks that is just a cock block all in itself. Ladies, coconuts, take a second before your leave your house and make sure your pants fit. If you're flaring above the ankle, toss em.

Xoxo coco

Jean fail

Words such as joutfit and jorts have become a part of our vocabulary. But what about japron or jurse? Well coconuts, they sound as unnatural as they look and the prime example is above. It's bad enough that the material is a washed out dad jean, but it's being used as, dare I say it, some sort of jean sack/purse but doubles as an apron. I actually can only look at this picture with one eye open. Photocred to my sister who had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting this creature in person. Brb gonna vom. 

Coco

Throwbacks are for Instagram

Let's break this bad boy down, shall we. Purple jean skirt (check), pedal pushers with lace (check), black juicy look-a-like zip up (check). Not to mention, with the flip flops in October, not so cute messy bun, and generic cotton striped shirt, this girl did it ALL wrong. It's like she went back to the 90's and went through all my old sleep away camp clothes and woke up in 2013. Donate those clothes girlfriend and save the throwbacks for IG. 

xoxo Coco

Over cocos dead body

Let's play a game. Never have I ever worn sparkled/polka dot clown rainboots in the sunshine while carrying what should be a discontinued Vera Bradley cross body. This chick lost. 

Doppelganger

I swore I saw Molly Ringwald in Starbucks. It wasn't her. I also really wanted to like her outfit....but her Aladdin skirt wasn't doin it for me