I like to mix-and-match and I cannot lie

Life's too short to be afraid to mix and match. Found these pants a year ago digging through Marshall's (my secret love) and this is the first time I'm breaking them out! Since I'm at work, I figured I should corporate-up my outfit but adding this Forever 21 blazer (forever 21 ugh I know but, like, blazers are expensive!).Lastly, spiced up my outfit with black, snake-skin oxfords from h&m and added some color with layered jewels. 

PS...don't hate on my fitbit...it's not exactly fashion forward but I'm gettin my butt in shape -__-

xoxox

Coco

Coco can't even....

I don't even know where to begin with this ensemble. I was surprised to not see this outfit in the police blotter when I purchased the Sunday paper just moments later because this woman has committed a serious fashion crime...I practically choked on my iced coffee and could have really used her cloth skirt to clean up the mess that would have been made. I'm writing this because coco can't even, just can't. On such a beautiful fall day, how could anyone even think of such a nauseating combination. She lost me at what seems to be thick pedal pushers rolled above the knee...I can only pray those are for poor circulation issues. Let's just ignore the dark brown peep toe wedges that were just....Just. We move to the tweed, loin cloth skirt with a fringed hemline that was possibly an entry way rug used by my early ancestors. She then topped it off with a brown tank, untucked and pulled down. Probably to hide her heinous skirt. Then tied it together with a braided brown belt...she would have been better off with a bow. And let's not forget this award winning beaded, satin purse whose trend died out long ago with the Chinese slippers that were sold on the streets of NYC in the 90's. My dear Coconuts, my loyal readers, I present to you my first fashion crimester. Assuming she just left church, I will name her "the sinner".